A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 6,875,953,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thursday, November 30, 2006
Wednesday, November 29, 2006
Three presidents
The American president, French president and the South african president happens to be sitting on the same plane on their way to a national congress.
All three presidents are proud to be the president and are convinced that they are the best, so the started boasting to each other how well their country is.
As the plane flew past the USA, the american president puts his hand out and says:
"we just flew past new york, cus i just put my hand out and I touched the flame of the statue of liberty"
a few moments later, the plane flew past France, then the french president puts his hand out and says:
"we just flew past paris, cus i just put my hand out and I touched the tip of the eiffel tower"
a few moments later, the plane flew past South Africa, then the south african president put his hand out ans says:
"we just flew past johannesburg..."
before he could stop his sentence, both the presidents replied:
"how do you know? there isnt anything special about Johannesburg like the eiffel tower nor the statue of liberty! just because your country has hosted so many world cups does not mean it's special like my country."
US president: "our country is the most advanced, everyone is afraid of us!"
French president: "our country is the most civilized, we are the best!"
Then the south african president said:
"let me finish what i said. I said we just flew past johannesburg, because when i put my hand out, my $100000 watch on my hand got stolen!"
All three presidents are proud to be the president and are convinced that they are the best, so the started boasting to each other how well their country is.
As the plane flew past the USA, the american president puts his hand out and says:
"we just flew past new york, cus i just put my hand out and I touched the flame of the statue of liberty"
a few moments later, the plane flew past France, then the french president puts his hand out and says:
"we just flew past paris, cus i just put my hand out and I touched the tip of the eiffel tower"
a few moments later, the plane flew past South Africa, then the south african president put his hand out ans says:
"we just flew past johannesburg..."
before he could stop his sentence, both the presidents replied:
"how do you know? there isnt anything special about Johannesburg like the eiffel tower nor the statue of liberty! just because your country has hosted so many world cups does not mean it's special like my country."
US president: "our country is the most advanced, everyone is afraid of us!"
French president: "our country is the most civilized, we are the best!"
Then the south african president said:
"let me finish what i said. I said we just flew past johannesburg, because when i put my hand out, my $100000 watch on my hand got stolen!"
Corny joke
here's a corny joke:
Mealies
and another corny joke:
popcorn
and another, i find this the corniest:
corn
Mealies
and another corny joke:
popcorn
and another, i find this the corniest:
corn
Monday, November 27, 2006
The face of a kite
One morning Tom wakes up and went to the toilet to wash his face
and brush his teeth, he looked at the mirror and thought to himself
"wow my face looks like a kite today..."
he went downstairs to his mom for breakfast. His mom saw him and said
"wow your face looks like a kite today..."
Tom now feeling abit worried, but ignoring his mom's comments, left for school.
On his way there he saw Mr. Mailman, who greeted him and said
"wow your face looks like a kite today..."
Tom now feeling really worried and abit frustrated, walked even faster...
Eventually he got to school. There his friends saw him, greeted him and said
"wow your face looks like a kite today..."
Tom now really angry, got into class, where the teacher came in and greeted the class.
The teacher saw Tom and said
"wow your face looks like a kite today..."
Tom now on the edge of crying, excuses himself and runs into the bathroom, where he started crying...
The headmaster randomly walks in and saw Tom crying and asks
"Why are you crying Tom, what's wrong?"
Tom said "everyone's saying that my face looks like a kite today, even the teacher..."
the headmaster now abit angry saying
"I will have a word with the teacher, now now, wash your face and lift your head..."
Tom did what the headmaster asked...
The headmaster now looking straight at Tom's face, then said...
"wow your face looks like a kite today...
Tom now ignoring everyone, really furious and runs out of the school crying...
the more he cries, the faster he runs, he runs and runs until he could not remember anything
and doesn't care about anything anymore...
Then, he started flying up... just like a kite...
and brush his teeth, he looked at the mirror and thought to himself
"wow my face looks like a kite today..."
he went downstairs to his mom for breakfast. His mom saw him and said
"wow your face looks like a kite today..."
Tom now feeling abit worried, but ignoring his mom's comments, left for school.
On his way there he saw Mr. Mailman, who greeted him and said
"wow your face looks like a kite today..."
Tom now feeling really worried and abit frustrated, walked even faster...
Eventually he got to school. There his friends saw him, greeted him and said
"wow your face looks like a kite today..."
Tom now really angry, got into class, where the teacher came in and greeted the class.
The teacher saw Tom and said
"wow your face looks like a kite today..."
Tom now on the edge of crying, excuses himself and runs into the bathroom, where he started crying...
The headmaster randomly walks in and saw Tom crying and asks
"Why are you crying Tom, what's wrong?"
Tom said "everyone's saying that my face looks like a kite today, even the teacher..."
the headmaster now abit angry saying
"I will have a word with the teacher, now now, wash your face and lift your head..."
Tom did what the headmaster asked...
The headmaster now looking straight at Tom's face, then said...
"wow your face looks like a kite today...
Tom now ignoring everyone, really furious and runs out of the school crying...
the more he cries, the faster he runs, he runs and runs until he could not remember anything
and doesn't care about anything anymore...
Then, he started flying up... just like a kite...
Vanishing Cabbages
Two cabbages walking on a hot summers day
cabbage A: you know it's really hot today!
cabbage B: yeah, lets take off our leaves...
cabbage A: good idea~
so they start taking off their leaves, one by one...
and eventually...
they disappeared!
cabbage A: you know it's really hot today!
cabbage B: yeah, lets take off our leaves...
cabbage A: good idea~
so they start taking off their leaves, one by one...
and eventually...
they disappeared!
Friday, November 24, 2006
Riddle
Im in a room with no windows nor doors,
there are no ceilings, nor are there floors,
im surrounded by some liquid, and a yellow ball,
where am?
Answer
inside an egg
there are no ceilings, nor are there floors,
im surrounded by some liquid, and a yellow ball,
where am?
Answer
inside an egg
Wednesday, November 22, 2006
Riddles
1. This must be done mentally and not use calculators or papers
Take 1000, add 40
add another 1000, then add 30
add another 1000, then add 20
add another 1000, then add 10
what is the total?
2. A 18 year old boy was driving down the street in the wrong direction. A policeman saw that and stopped him, gave him a ticket fine. The policeman also paid for the ticket, why?
3. Forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not, what am I?
4. What object has keys that does not open locks, space but no room and you can enter but not go in?
5. It has no top or bottom, yet it can hold bone, flesh and blood, what am I?
6. How can you arrange the words "new door" to make one word?
7. At noon and midnight, the minute and hour on a watch is exactly on top of each other. How many times between noon and midnight will the hour hand and the minute hand cross each other?
8. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it, what is it?
9. Find the english word that can be formed with these letters: PNLLEEEESSSSS
10. If you spell each positive number, how far must you count before you use the letter "a"?
Answers
1. Did you get 5000? most people got that solution, however the correct one is 4100 (you're good if you got this one correct!)
2. the driver is the policeman's son
3. a ton
4. the keyboard
5. the ring
6. "new doors" --> "one word"
7. ten times (not 11, you can check with a watch)
8. the coffin
9. sleeplessness
10. 1000
Take 1000, add 40
add another 1000, then add 30
add another 1000, then add 20
add another 1000, then add 10
what is the total?
2. A 18 year old boy was driving down the street in the wrong direction. A policeman saw that and stopped him, gave him a ticket fine. The policeman also paid for the ticket, why?
3. Forwards I am heavy, backwards I am not, what am I?
4. What object has keys that does not open locks, space but no room and you can enter but not go in?
5. It has no top or bottom, yet it can hold bone, flesh and blood, what am I?
6. How can you arrange the words "new door" to make one word?
7. At noon and midnight, the minute and hour on a watch is exactly on top of each other. How many times between noon and midnight will the hour hand and the minute hand cross each other?
8. The maker doesn't want it, the buyer doesn't use it and the user doesn't see it, what is it?
9. Find the english word that can be formed with these letters: PNLLEEEESSSSS
10. If you spell each positive number, how far must you count before you use the letter "a"?
Answers
1. Did you get 5000? most people got that solution, however the correct one is 4100 (you're good if you got this one correct!)
2. the driver is the policeman's son
3. a ton
4. the keyboard
5. the ring
6. "new doors" --> "one word"
7. ten times (not 11, you can check with a watch)
8. the coffin
9. sleeplessness
10. 1000
Fruits that kills
Three guys were walking on a stranded island where suddenly they got attacked by natives and were brought back to their village.
The chief then said "I can spare your lives if you bring back ten fruits for me."
They all went out looking for fruits.
The first guy came back with 10 apples.
The chief then said "Now you have to stick them up your ass and not have any expression of your face, because if you do I will have to kill you"
So the guy started, but after his first apple he couldn't bare the pain and started crying, so the chief got him executed.
The second guy then came back with 10 grapes.
Similarly he started shoving them into his hole. In it goes, one, two, three... until the 9th one and he started laughing his head off...
The chief got him executed.
The two men met in heaven a few moments later...
first guy: "why did you start laughing? you only had to put one more grape then you will be able to live!"
second guy: "I know, but I couldn't help it because I saw the third guy coming back with 10 watermelons!"
The chief then said "I can spare your lives if you bring back ten fruits for me."
They all went out looking for fruits.
The first guy came back with 10 apples.
The chief then said "Now you have to stick them up your ass and not have any expression of your face, because if you do I will have to kill you"
So the guy started, but after his first apple he couldn't bare the pain and started crying, so the chief got him executed.
The second guy then came back with 10 grapes.
Similarly he started shoving them into his hole. In it goes, one, two, three... until the 9th one and he started laughing his head off...
The chief got him executed.
The two men met in heaven a few moments later...
first guy: "why did you start laughing? you only had to put one more grape then you will be able to live!"
second guy: "I know, but I couldn't help it because I saw the third guy coming back with 10 watermelons!"
Pick up lines
Tell me something, girl. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?
Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See
Exuse me miss, are you a Hostess? Because you've got some sweet cakes!!
You Dropped something , "My jaw"
Your name must be cheerios...cuz you seem healthy for my heart.
Girl are you tired, cuz youve been running through my mind all day
Is your dad in jail? Cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes.
I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
Hey baby, You must be from Tennesee........cause your the only Ten-I-See
Exuse me miss, are you a Hostess? Because you've got some sweet cakes!!
You Dropped something , "My jaw"
KFC
A boy eating a chicken burger meal at KFC soon finds the urge of going to the bathroom.
He gets into the toilet, pulls down his pants and starts getting rid of the waste.
Once he finishes he finds that there aren't any toilet paper in the toilet.
He waits there until he hears someone coming in, and asks that guy to call the toilet cleaners.
After sometime the toilet cleaner enters...
toilet cleaner: "what do you want?"
boy on toilet: "there aren't any toilet papers here, can you give me some?"
toilet cleaner: "sorry we don't have any toilet papers here."
boy on toilet: "why not?"
toilet cleaner: "because KFC is finger lickin' good!"
He gets into the toilet, pulls down his pants and starts getting rid of the waste.
Once he finishes he finds that there aren't any toilet paper in the toilet.
He waits there until he hears someone coming in, and asks that guy to call the toilet cleaners.
After sometime the toilet cleaner enters...
toilet cleaner: "what do you want?"
boy on toilet: "there aren't any toilet papers here, can you give me some?"
toilet cleaner: "sorry we don't have any toilet papers here."
boy on toilet: "why not?"
toilet cleaner: "because KFC is finger lickin' good!"
Nelson Mandela, Hitlar and Michael Jackson
The three men are on the titanic and it just hit the iceberg. The ship starts to sink...
Nelson Mandela: "We need to save all the children and woman first!!"
Hitlar: "Nah, screw all the children!!"
Michael Jackson: "I just did..."
Nelson Mandela: "We need to save all the children and woman first!!"
Hitlar: "Nah, screw all the children!!"
Michael Jackson: "I just did..."
Pack of cards
Man is like a pack of cards...
needs a heart to be loved
needs a diamond ring for marriage
needs a club to knock on the head
and needs a spade to bury the guy!!
needs a heart to be loved
needs a diamond ring for marriage
needs a club to knock on the head
and needs a spade to bury the guy!!
Policewoman
One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver.
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so.
She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you."
He replies "BREASTS."
Love letter
A Love Letter
I shall seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and control you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.
And you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
I shall seek and find you.
I shall take you to bed and control you.
I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.
I will make you beg for mercy.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.
And you will be weak for days.
All my love,
The Flu
Genie joke
To celebrate their 7th anniversary, a man and his wife spend the weekend at an exclusive golf resort. He is a pretty good golfer, but she only just started. When they head down to the golf course after a lavish lunch and a bottle of champagne, they notice a beautiful mansion a couple of hundred yards behind the first hole.
"Let's be extra careful, honey," the husband says, "If we damage that house over there, it'll cost us a fortune."
The wife nods, tees off and - bang! - sends the ball right through the window of the mansion.
"Jesus Christ," the husband says. "I told you to watch out for that house. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see what the damage is."
They walk up to the house and knock on the door.
"Come on in," a voice in the house says.
The couple open the door and enter the foyer. The living room is a mess. There are pieces of glass all over the floor and a broken bottle near the window. A man sits on the couch.
When the couple enter the room, he gets up and says, "Are you the guys who just broke my window?"
"Um, yeah," the husband replies, "sorry about that."
"Not at all, it's me who has to thank you. I'm a genie and was trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You've just released me. To show my gratitude, I'm allowed to grant each of you a wish. But - I'll require one favor in return."
"Really? That's great!" the husband says. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem - that's the least I can do. And you, what do you want?" the genie asks, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," the wife says.
The genie smiles. "Consider it done."
"And what's this favor we must grant in return, genie?" the husband asks.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that stupid bottle for the last thousand years, I haven't had sex with a woman for a very long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband scratches his head, looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all these houses, honey. So I guess I'm fine if it's alright with you."
The genie and the wife disappear in a room upstairs and make love for an hour, while the husband stays in the living room.
When they are done, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife and asks, "How old exactly is your husband?"
"31," she replies.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!"
"Let's be extra careful, honey," the husband says, "If we damage that house over there, it'll cost us a fortune."
The wife nods, tees off and - bang! - sends the ball right through the window of the mansion.
"Jesus Christ," the husband says. "I told you to watch out for that house. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see what the damage is."
They walk up to the house and knock on the door.
"Come on in," a voice in the house says.
The couple open the door and enter the foyer. The living room is a mess. There are pieces of glass all over the floor and a broken bottle near the window. A man sits on the couch.
When the couple enter the room, he gets up and says, "Are you the guys who just broke my window?"
"Um, yeah," the husband replies, "sorry about that."
"Not at all, it's me who has to thank you. I'm a genie and was trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. You've just released me. To show my gratitude, I'm allowed to grant each of you a wish. But - I'll require one favor in return."
"Really? That's great!" the husband says. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem - that's the least I can do. And you, what do you want?" the genie asks, looking at the wife.
"I want a house in every country of the world," the wife says.
The genie smiles. "Consider it done."
"And what's this favor we must grant in return, genie?" the husband asks.
"Well, since I've been trapped in that stupid bottle for the last thousand years, I haven't had sex with a woman for a very long time. My wish is to sleep with your wife."
The husband scratches his head, looks at the wife and says, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all these houses, honey. So I guess I'm fine if it's alright with you."
The genie and the wife disappear in a room upstairs and make love for an hour, while the husband stays in the living room.
When they are done, the genie rolls over, looks at the wife and asks, "How old exactly is your husband?"
"31," she replies.
"And he still believes in genies? That's amazing!"
Tuesday, November 21, 2006
Wedding ring
At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "Yes, I am, I married the wrong man."
Funny rabbit
There is this rabbit hopping happily on the highway...
Here comes some guy driving very fast. He saw the rabbit infront of him, pressed the brakes, but unluckily he couldn't stop in time, smashing into the rabbit and instantly kills it...
The guy, shocked, got out of the car and went to see the rabbit. He tried giving it mouth to mouth, but didn't work... He's convinced that the rabbit is dead.
Then comes a blonde girl driving a fancy sports car. She stops her car next to the guy's car. She askes the guy what happened and the guy explained.
The girl says: "don't worry, i can fix it!" then went to the car and took out a mysterious looking spray can...
The guy looking confused and curious, but not dare to ask the girl what it is, so he just looks...
The blonde girl then shakes the can abit, then sprays a fair portion of the can's content onto the dead rabbit.
instantly the rabbit starts moving its body... then after a while he could stand up straight...
the rabbit then happily hops off the road... then suddenly he turns around and waves at the two people there...
then the rabbit hops further, then turns around to wave at them again... the rabbit keeps on hopping and waving back at the two people by their cars, until the rabbit hopped off their vision...
The guy now amazed and asks the blonde what's in the can...
The blonde gave the can to him and asks him to read the labels...
he then read the labels...
which says...
you sure you want to carry on reading?
you sure?
ok fine, here's what it says:
"HAIR SPRAY
GIVES LIFE TO DEAD HAIR
ADDS EVERLASTING WAVE"
Here comes some guy driving very fast. He saw the rabbit infront of him, pressed the brakes, but unluckily he couldn't stop in time, smashing into the rabbit and instantly kills it...
The guy, shocked, got out of the car and went to see the rabbit. He tried giving it mouth to mouth, but didn't work... He's convinced that the rabbit is dead.
Then comes a blonde girl driving a fancy sports car. She stops her car next to the guy's car. She askes the guy what happened and the guy explained.
The girl says: "don't worry, i can fix it!" then went to the car and took out a mysterious looking spray can...
The guy looking confused and curious, but not dare to ask the girl what it is, so he just looks...
The blonde girl then shakes the can abit, then sprays a fair portion of the can's content onto the dead rabbit.
instantly the rabbit starts moving its body... then after a while he could stand up straight...
the rabbit then happily hops off the road... then suddenly he turns around and waves at the two people there...
then the rabbit hops further, then turns around to wave at them again... the rabbit keeps on hopping and waving back at the two people by their cars, until the rabbit hopped off their vision...
The guy now amazed and asks the blonde what's in the can...
The blonde gave the can to him and asks him to read the labels...
he then read the labels...
which says...
you sure you want to carry on reading?
you sure?
ok fine, here's what it says:
"HAIR SPRAY
GIVES LIFE TO DEAD HAIR
ADDS EVERLASTING WAVE"
Hypnotic joke
The town fathers were looking for a way to increase attendance and participation at their regular meetings. One member suggested bringing in a hypnotist. The officials agreed, a famous hypnotist was hired, publicity distributed, and everyone was pleased.
A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor...
"Shit" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.
A few weeks later the meeting hall was packed, and the town's people sat fascinated as the hypnotist withdrew a pocket watch. The hypnotist began chanting... "Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch the watch..."
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until suddenly the hypnotist's fingers slipped and the watch fell to the floor...
"Shit" said the hypnotist.
It took three weeks to clean up the town hall.
Monday, November 20, 2006
Five brainteasers
1. If you're running in the marathon, and you just overtook the person running second, so what position are you now?
2. John's parents gave birth to triplets. They like Kelloggs rice crispies so much so they decided to name the kids after them. The first kid's name is SNAP, the second is CRACKLE, what's the third kid's name?
3. One can start a sentence with "I am", "I was", "I will be", etc. Can you start a sentence with "I is" ?
4. Which English words does not have the vowel sounds(A E I O U) ?
5. Other than "angry" and "hungry", can you think of any other English words that ends with "gry"?
Answers
1. Once you past the person running second, he/she becomes third, so you end up being second (not first)
2. Obviously the third kid's name is JOHN
3. I is the nineth letter of the alphabet.
4. By, Cry, Sky, My, Rythm (those are the ones I can think of, are there any more?)
5. I have searched and searched on the web, and the answer is NO. Those are the only words which ends in gry.
2. John's parents gave birth to triplets. They like Kelloggs rice crispies so much so they decided to name the kids after them. The first kid's name is SNAP, the second is CRACKLE, what's the third kid's name?
3. One can start a sentence with "I am", "I was", "I will be", etc. Can you start a sentence with "I is" ?
4. Which English words does not have the vowel sounds(A E I O U) ?
5. Other than "angry" and "hungry", can you think of any other English words that ends with "gry"?
Answers
1. Once you past the person running second, he/she becomes third, so you end up being second (not first)
2. Obviously the third kid's name is JOHN
3. I is the nineth letter of the alphabet.
4. By, Cry, Sky, My, Rythm (those are the ones I can think of, are there any more?)
5. I have searched and searched on the web, and the answer is NO. Those are the only words which ends in gry.
Riddles
There's 2 hourglasses, one setting a time for exactly 2 minutes, the other for exactly 5 minutes.
You need to boil an egg for exactly 3 minutes. How will you do this by only using the 2 hourglasses?
A1: Set the two hourglasses at same time, let the 2minute run out twice (leaving 1 minute left for the 5 minute hourglass). Then put the egg in. when the 5 minute hourglass runs out, set the 2 minute hourglass and when that runs out, the egg will boil for 3 minutes.
A2: Set both hourglasses at same time. When the 2 minute hourglass runs out, drop the egg and wait till the 5 minute hourglass runs out.
Are there more answers?
You need to boil an egg for exactly 3 minutes. How will you do this by only using the 2 hourglasses?
A1: Set the two hourglasses at same time, let the 2minute run out twice (leaving 1 minute left for the 5 minute hourglass). Then put the egg in. when the 5 minute hourglass runs out, set the 2 minute hourglass and when that runs out, the egg will boil for 3 minutes.
A2: Set both hourglasses at same time. When the 2 minute hourglass runs out, drop the egg and wait till the 5 minute hourglass runs out.
Are there more answers?
Sunday, November 19, 2006
some riddles
1. What city has no people?
Electricity
2. Which month has 28 days?
All of them
3. What can make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)
4. If you throw a red shirt into the sea, what does it become?
Wet
5. What 11-letter english word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
incorrectly
6. Which one is heavier? One ton of cotton or one ton of metal?
they are both the same (one ton each)
7. What goes "hahaha, plop!" ?
someone laughing their heads off
8. What building has the most stories?
library
9. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?
the letter " M "
10. What is full of holes but can still hold water?
the sponge
Electricity
2. Which month has 28 days?
All of them
3. What can make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles (tentacles)
4. If you throw a red shirt into the sea, what does it become?
Wet
5. What 11-letter english word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
incorrectly
6. Which one is heavier? One ton of cotton or one ton of metal?
they are both the same (one ton each)
7. What goes "hahaha, plop!" ?
someone laughing their heads off
8. What building has the most stories?
library
9. What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?
the letter " M "
10. What is full of holes but can still hold water?
the sponge
The angry genie
One day a man was walking along the beach when he tripped over a lamp. He turned around and kicked the lamp out of anger. A few seconds later, a genie popped out of the lamp, but the genie was angry that the man had kicked his lamp.
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
Reluctantly, the genie said, "Even though you kicked me, I still have to give you three wishes. However because of what you did, I will also give twice what you wish for to the person you hate the most: your boss."
So the man agreed and made his first wish. "I want lots of money", he said. Instantly 22 million dollars appear in the man's bank account and 44 million appeared in his boss' account.
For his second wish, the man wished for a couple of sports cars. Instantly a Lambergini, Ferrari and a Porsche appeared, but at the same time outside his boss' house appeared two of each car.
Finally the genie said, "This is your last wish, you should choose carefully", and so the man replied... "I've always wanted to donate a kidney..."
Funniest joke
what's the funniest joke?
this is really funny, so be prepared and try not to laugh...
take a deep breath...
are you ready?
ok, here's the answer...
Answer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ that is so funny!!!!
this is really funny, so be prepared and try not to laugh...
take a deep breath...
are you ready?
ok, here's the answer...
Answer: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~ that is so funny!!!!
Two muffins
So there's these 2 muffins in an oven.
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked.
And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!"
And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"
Joke - Speeding woman
Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want
to see.
The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please!
The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this
car and murdered the owner.
Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car,
please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The first officer is stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and
hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and
examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't
have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked
up the owner.
Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.
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