The American president, French president and the South african president happens to be sitting on the same plane on their way to a national congress.
All three presidents are proud to be the president and are convinced that they are the best, so the started boasting to each other how well their country is.
As the plane flew past the USA, the american president puts his hand out and says:
"we just flew past new york, cus i just put my hand out and I touched the flame of the statue of liberty"
a few moments later, the plane flew past France, then the french president puts his hand out and says:
"we just flew past paris, cus i just put my hand out and I touched the tip of the eiffel tower"
a few moments later, the plane flew past South Africa, then the south african president put his hand out ans says:
"we just flew past johannesburg..."
before he could stop his sentence, both the presidents replied:
"how do you know? there isnt anything special about Johannesburg like the eiffel tower nor the statue of liberty! just because your country has hosted so many world cups does not mean it's special like my country."
US president: "our country is the most advanced, everyone is afraid of us!"
French president: "our country is the most civilized, we are the best!"
Then the south african president said:
"let me finish what i said. I said we just flew past johannesburg, because when i put my hand out, my $100000 watch on my hand got stolen!"
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